• Oliver Taylor

Recommended Non Racist Reading: White Man Commandments and White Chocolate Allies

Updated: Nov 3, 2019

According to Dr Boule Whytelaw III (as told by Nels Abbey) now an expert on how to think like a white man, White Men have absolute power, wealth and authority (see footnote 1). White Men with capital W and M, which distinguishes them from all other such as white people, white man (no capitals), white tragedies, Hollywood villain white people, white people trapped in black skin and white chocolate.

Take Prince Harry, the Royal White Chocolate (By Appointment to Her Majesty) who is has launched proceedings against publishers of the Mirror and the Sun for their phone hacking, and criticising the press for the racial overtones (meaning racist) when the story of his relationship with Meghan Markle broke.

Harry might have the skin of a slave master, however, he's got the soul of a slave.

Although White Women, as of late deserves capitals as their drive and possession of power, wealth and authority during the slave trade is exposed. Presented by historian Stephanie E Jones Rogers as economic actors, not airheads in crinolines and corsets (see footnote 2). With white women in the United States estimated to have owned at least 30% of all slaves (see footnote 3).

Here are the White Man ten commandments, it's critical you read these:


  1. Power is everything and winning justifies anything.

  2. Politics trumps performance.

  3. Compassion impedes progress.

  4. Victory is only complete upon the absolute humiliation or, preferably, humiliating death of an opponent.

  5. Racism has immense strategic benefit.

  6. Reality is whatever a White Man (or at least a white person) says it is - otherwise known as the 'I'm white and I say so' rule.

  7. Activism is a societal ill but occasionally a useful tool.

  8. Sex is a tool, a weapon and, otherwise, merely entertainment.

  9. A White Man must be respected, feared or at least loved.

  10. The White Man is God - exemplified by the belief that Jesus is white, Columbus discovered America, William Shakespear is a better storyteller than Christopher Wallace, Elvis is King, Beatles are the greatest, etc.

In the spirit of Jesus (white man exemplified) I will sum the 10 Commandments up as Jesus does in the New Testament.

All the Whyte Law and the White Prophets hang on these two commandments:

  • Love the Lord your White Man (who is a God) with absolute fear and respect.

  • Only love your white neighbour, not your black invader (even if he's your brother or sister) who seeks to replace you see (footnote 4) as you love yourself.

For more on the style, methods and motivations of the White Man and how to conquer the world while black (or a person of colour) read How to Think like a White Man.

Harry might have the skin of a slave master, however, he's got the soul of a slave.

As I close, lest we forget what Malcolm X said:

"When the master would be sick, the house Negro identified himself so much with his master he'd say, "What's the matter boss, we sick?" His master's pain was his pain."

I'm not suggesting you become a house negro, more of an Undercover Brother, another category of Black archetype like White Chocolate found in the first appendix of Nel's Book, How to Think Like a White Man, found in all good non-racist bookstores (see footnote 5).

1. Abbey, N. (2019). How to Think Like a White Man: Conquering the World While Black. Canongate Books.

2. McDonald, S. (2019). In ‘They Were Her Property,’ a historian shows that white women were deeply involved in the slave economy. [online] The Undefeated. Available at: https://theundefeated.com/features/in-they-were-her-property-a-historian-shows-that-white-women-were-deeply-involved-in-the-slave-economy/ [Accessed 22 Oct. 2019].

3. Knott-Dawson, S. (2019). The Suffragettes Were Not Allies to Black Women, They Were Racist. [online] Education Post. Available at: https://educationpost.org/the-suffragettes-were-not-allies-to-black-women-they-were-racist/ [Accessed 22 Oct. 2019].

4. Population annihilation that white supremacists aka the far-right mainstream around the Western world have been expressing these days in their fears and crackpot theory of 'white genocide.' An idea with a deep history in eugenics (see How to Be an Antiracist by Ibram X Kendi, 2019).

5. Other Black types include: black friends, relatives, colleagues and even enemies into either the white person trapped in black skin, the JJC, the office revolutionary category, the shook one or the balanced category.

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